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This is German National Radio

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And here I am.

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The Führer is in our midst again.

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Speaking now: the Führer.

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(Hitler samples)

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♪ And then you get used to it

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♪ And you understand

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♪ It's not the end of the world

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♪ Even if it looks gray sometimes

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♪ One day it will be full of colors again

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♪ One day it'll be blue as the sky again

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♪ If things go topsy-turvy

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♪ And our hair's going gray

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♪ It's not the end of the world

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♪ It's still needed it after all

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♪ It's not the end of the world

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♪ Even if it looks gray sometimes

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♪ One day it will be full of colors again

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♪ One day it will be blue as the sky again

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♪ If things go topsy-turvy

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♪ And our hair's going gray

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♪ It's not the end of the world

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♪ It's still needed after all

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♪ It's not the end of the world

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♪ It is still needed after all

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He won't burn.

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Reporting as ordered. He won't burn, Sir.

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Who won't burn?

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The Führer, Mr. Obersturmbannführer.

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And Mrs. Führer, Mrs. Braun, not either, Sir.

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Pour some gas on 'em and they'll burn.

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Gas? On the Führer?

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Mr. Obersturmbannführer, Sir.

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There's no more Führer.

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And don't call me that, you ignoramus.

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Yes, Mr. Obersturmbannführer, Sir.

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My god.

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The ashes of the world's greatest
commander had barely cooled

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when a large demand for memorabilia
from our 'Millennial Reich' arose.

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I was 9 at the time and had only
just begun trading antiques.

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But I already specialized.

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The Führer's personal items
achieved the highest prices.

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The more personal, the better.

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Preferably close to the skin.

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We had lots of foreign guests at the time.

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The Führer was especially popular
with our American friends.

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These were skeptical by nature
and only bought authentic goods.

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Preferably certified.

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This is my Sunday hat. Signed, A.Hitler.

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I looked back at my debut product
with a certain professional pride.

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I was determined not to put my rise
to an artistic all-rounder at risk.

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Especially not by real work…

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in the bourgeois sense of the word.

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In the Fifties, most Germans were busy
producing the 'economic miracle',

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and did not want to be reminded
of their most recent past.

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Not only that Nazis couldn't
be found anywhere,

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there never had been any.
Not even sympathizers.

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Business was bad.

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That's why I knew right away
when I looked into Bigi's eyes

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that I had found
the love of my life.

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I introduced myself to my future wife
as Professor Dr. Fritz Knobel.

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Produced the necessary documents
and together we left the hectic city.

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Biggi opened a small cleaning business

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and I fully dedicated myself
to my artistic inclinations.

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[Years later in Swabia]

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Don't make such a fuss.
Take your clothes off.

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I won't.

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Biggi, dear, you've got such a great body.

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Flowing hips, an elegant nuchal line,

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hot breasts.

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Breasts, breasts, forget it.

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Just like with that French brothel
picture. And what did I look like?

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Like an old, drunk whore!

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- So?
- Here, look. No!

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Sorry dear, I can't help the
way Toulouse-Lautrec painted.

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I can't change his style
only so that you look better!

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It's different with Hitler,
he was a much worse painter.

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What?

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I mean better, much better!

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He made people look better
than in reality,

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healthy, natural, beautiful.
Especially the women.

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Please, darling, undress and I'll paint you
as Eva Braun. More beautiful than ever.

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I won't pose nude for
somebody who fucked Hitler.

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He didn't. He couldn't!

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It's a historic fact that sexually
he wasn't really…  Darling!

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Darling, don't make such a fuss.

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Find someone else.

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But who? Biggi. Darling.

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Only once. The deadline's tomorrow.

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It's a fixed job.
Thousands of Deutschmarks.

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My marriage had been in crisis
for a while.

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My business failures were
mostly to blame.

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Predominantly in the area of French
impressionism, surrealism, and dadaism.

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But this time I had
a legitimate assignment.

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My customer was a passionate collector
of… ehm… nazi realism.

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I was ordered to get him an authentic
nude of Eva Braun, painted by Hitler.

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Not a problem for me.

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I knew the Führer's
companion's face.

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I only needed to find
a matching body.

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Knobel, Prof. Dr. Fritz Knobel.

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I am the official painter of the
prime minister of Baden-Württemberg.

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I've been commissioned by the
government to paint oil portraits

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the most beautiful women
of our Swabian home country.

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I'm not from Swabia.

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I am from Bergisches Land.

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You are so beautiful.
And I will depict you as silent.

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I see.

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Had I only left my hands
off brush and woman.

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I would have avoided
a lot of trouble.

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At the same time in Hamburg
the "Carin II",

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a rotten old boat was dry-docked.

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An equally seedy Journalist
named Hermann Willié

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had just bought it under great financial
strain from Hermann Göring's estate.

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Willié was a muckraker with a
phenomenal talent for marketing.

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He would make my modest artistic
talents bloom in a catastrophic way.

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Hermann, getting that thing out now?
That'll cost another fortune.

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Wasn't it OK there in the water?

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No, not OK, we sunk.

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Some good advice if I may: Sell it,
before you're completely ruined.

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Can you spare a hundred?
I promised the guys Champagne.

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Dear highly esteemed Madam,

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high madam… highly honored madam…

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I'm at the end of my rope, financially.

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No, no.

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I am the proud owner of your uncle's yacht.

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I am ecstatic to be meeting our honored
Marshal of the Reich's niece in person.

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Sitting, uh, standing in front of her.

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I am guessing you are…

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…flat broke. I mean… eh

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flat out amazed at
how young and beautiful…

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how young, a highly esteemed
madam is standing in front of me.

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Sorry, I am flabbergasted to be looking
into the esteemed Marshal' nieces eyes.

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I am beside myself.

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Von Hepp.

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Willié, Hermann.

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Willié with acute accent.

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I took the liberty of getting these
flowers as a token of…

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I love spring flowers.

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Even though I have to say…

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for me, autumn also has
its nice, warm days.

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What?

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You know, I am the emotional type.

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I did not fail to notice that.

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A very unusual move by a reporter…

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especially since he's from such a…
neodemocratic newspaper.

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You have to believe me,…

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my paper's direction isn't always…

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…else I wouldn't have taken the
burden of your uncle's yacht.

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That's what I though. Otherwise
I would not have met with you.

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I thought a man who buys and
maintains my uncle's boat

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can hardly be one of them.

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An when I saw the picture of
the yacht you send me…

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…with you are at the helm,
all strong and naked…

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Well, I wasn't all naked.
I was wearing pants.

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Shorts! And I thought to myself, Freya,
let's take a closer look at that one.

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I would not mind at all,
quite the opposite.

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How dare you!

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My imagination runs wild when I look
into your eyes Mrs. Reichsmarschall.

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About if we shouldn't transfer that
thing back into your lap, for example.

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What thing, please?

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I mean the ship. It should return
into the bosom of your family.

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I'll cut you a deal. 350k in cash.

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If you need a bill, you'll
have to add sales tax.

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It seems like you're quite
the… sleazy person.

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- Just a little…
- Professor!

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Like this?

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Yes, like that.

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Do you want to try it on?

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It's my uncle's bathrobe.
The Reichsmarschall.

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The Reichsmarschall. With pleasure.

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Over… or under my clothes?

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As you wish.

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Well, in that case,
I'll allow myself to…

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You look manly.
Masculine and powerful.

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I love you, Freya, like crazy.

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Big Hermann's yacht with his niece
on the Elbe river at sundown.

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How fucking cool!

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There is no yacht more German than
that of the Reichsmarschall.

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This needs to be on the title…

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Hermann, maybe you should let the
editorship know who the owner is.

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Pit, what's that for?

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It doesn't matter who owns it now, it's
important that it used to belong to Göring.

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And the current owner will let
us take all the pictures we want.

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The ship, the niece,
everything for 50k.

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I've brought a few samples.

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Here, the Reichsmarschall's bath robe.

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From the family estate.

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12 silver teaspoons…

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monogrammed, from the same estate.

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Swastika…

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…and Hallmark.

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Used very heavily by the
Reichsmarschall.

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We can have all of this, everything.

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Everything's included in those 50 grand.

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40?

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Very interesting. Dead for
40 years, yet still sweaty.

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Smell this, Uwe.

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Say, Willié, is it possible that you
are the proud owner of Göring's yacht?

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You can't call that ownership.

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Technically, yes, maybe…

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but actually the bank owns it.

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I think that's quite the
chutzpah, Mr. Willié.

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So, that's what you think.

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I think it's pretty amateurish of you
not to realize what a big hit this is,

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journalistically.

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As long as I am sitting here…

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It's "we", Uwe.

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Of course it is! As long as
we are sitting here…

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…we won't have a swastika
on the title, no Göring boat…

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no sweaty bathrobes, and no teaspoons
with swastikas and hallmarks.

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That's right, Uwe.

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Then soon there won't be
any readers left.

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I'm sick of your Nazi shit. Nobody
wants to know. Nobody, never ever!

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Eva Braun.

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Naked in oil.

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Created by the Führer himself…

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with his own brush.

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Doctor Knobel, I can't call you
doctor anymore.

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Fritz!

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Oh, gee.

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Let's drink to that.

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To devoted comradeship.

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I am Karl.

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Karl, cheers!

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Cheers, Fritzle!

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Right this way…

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What?

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Ah, about those old machines.

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…ah, him, I used to know him
until 1938, then we lost touch.

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This is Prof. Dr. Staffek,
an expert on the Third Reich.

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Delighted.

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Prof. Dr. Knobel, also
a known art historian.

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Former president of the
art academy Leipzig.

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Dresden, actually!

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I see, so there's two experts now.

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I wasn't informed that this was
going to be a scholastic competition.

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Neither was I.

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But I will gladly accept
any challenger.

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Oh Fritzle, don't get me wrong.

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But mother said…

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You did too.

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Yes, me, too.

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We thought 10,000 DM is a
lot of money for a painting.

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Just show us if you
don't have anything to hide.

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I've got nothing to hide.

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I just want to say even experts
can be wrong sometimes.

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Ah, yes, I'll leave that to you,
dear fellow.

250
00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:48,120
It's, it's, unbelievable…

251
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,120
That's Eva!

252
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:54,010
Little Eva in the field behind
the house in front of the Watzmann.

253
00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,950
I've never said otherwise.

254
00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:58,980
You can give your opinion later,
when it is your turn.

255
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:04,350
First of all I can tell you that
this is definitely an unknown piece.

256
00:22:04,350 --> 00:22:11,720
I never said anything else. This
is an unknown painting by the Führer…

257
00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:16,700
Unknown to you maybe,
but not to me.

258
00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:18,180
Not to you?

259
00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:22,180
No, I was present when he painted it.

260
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:28,010
You were… present?

261
00:22:28,010 --> 00:22:29,150
Yes.

262
00:22:30,470 --> 00:22:32,700
I was a summer guest at the Berghof.

263
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,010
It was a gorgeous summer day…

264
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:38,750
July 7th, 1939.

265
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:42,350
In the afternoon, around 5 PM,

266
00:22:42,350 --> 00:22:45,100
I was walking through the field,

267
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:48,470
Cornflowers behind the Berghof,

268
00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:53,100
suddenly he's standing there
painting her.

269
00:22:54,980 --> 00:23:00,070
The way god made her, right in
front of this very mountain view.

270
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,720
What are you trying
to say, Professor?

271
00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:06,520
Is this a Hitler or not?

272
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:14,410
Madame, one thing I can say without a doubt,
this is the most, most authentic Hitler.

273
00:23:14,750 --> 00:23:19,440
My customer and I were very impressed by
the professors professional opinion.

274
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,550
The man obviously was an intimate
expert of neogermanic art history.

275
00:23:24,010 --> 00:23:29,440
Fascinated I listened to the rest
of his statement when I got an idea.

276
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,010
My life's most fateful idea,

277
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:36,640
which would result in a body of
work of historic proportions.

278
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:41,440
The expert professor was not only
present when the painting was done…

279
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,810
he also knew why it had been
lost for so long.

280
00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:50,010
I know where this painting comes from
as I have written a famous book about it.

281
00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:52,580
In "The Führer and I" I exposed…

282
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:58,810
that in April of '45 the Führer's entire
private archive was put in 10 metal boxes…

283
00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:01,500
and flown from the Reich's capital.

284
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:06,240
And this airplane, a Junkers-352,
was shot down by the enemy

285
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:10,750
in a town called Börnersdorf,
close to the Czech border.

286
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:15,720
The metal boxes have been missing
ever since.

287
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:20,980
10 boxes full of secret documents,
most private records,

288
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:27,500
the most secret secrets of the Führer
and the person Adolf Hitler.

289
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,870
The Führer cried when he
received this message.

290
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:48,350
Come on now.

291
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:55,900
We're no longer friends,
you backstabber.

292
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,410
How often have you promise me that?

293
00:24:58,410 --> 00:25:00,810
Give me an advance! 10k, you asshole.

294
00:25:00,810 --> 00:25:02,810
I'll give you nothing.

295
00:25:02,810 --> 00:25:04,300
Give me 100.

296
00:25:04,300 --> 00:25:06,870
Hermann, no.

297
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,700
Get rid of that junk
and get us a big hit.

298
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:13,900
Not this crap. Then I'll
get you back into the money.

299
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,580
You'll do it, Hermann.

300
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,580
But what?

301
00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:21,500
What? A big hit! You hear me?

302
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:24,580
Something with a bang
that jumps right at you.

303
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,580
Right at the news stand.

304
00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:28,580
If you're the reader.

305
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:30,580
Bang, bang, bang!

306
00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:32,580
Understand?

307
00:26:03,550 --> 00:26:05,610
A big hit.

308
00:26:23,210 --> 00:26:26,010
You're all wet.

309
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,980
It's raining, professor.

310
00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:31,720
Yes, yes, but I am busy right now.

311
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,380
I urgently have to write something.

312
00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:40,120
Writing? I didn't know you
were a writer, too, professor.

313
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,380
I thought you were only a painter.

314
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:49,440
That, too. I art everything, I mean
I am an artistic all-rounder.

315
00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:54,350
A little multi-talented genius.

316
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,440
I love little geniuses.

317
00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,440
I see.

318
00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:23,550
Martha, please cover up.
I really have to work now.

319
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,300
Baroness Freya von Hepp.

320
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:05,320
Does she have to be there again?

321
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,320
You are quiet now.

322
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:12,240
Karl Lentz and wife are doing
the honor of inviting

323
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:18,920
Baroness Freya von Hepp to an evening of
comradeship on the occasion of Hitler's 90th.

324
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:26,520
P.S.: On this occasion I will allow myself
to present an unknown secret document

325
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,980
written by the Führer himself.

326
00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:34,580
Unknown secret document?

327
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,870
Written by the Führer himself. Freya!

328
00:28:36,870 --> 00:28:38,870
It's all nonsense. He does
that every year.

329
00:28:38,870 --> 00:28:41,780
Last year it was a dirty napkin
with the Führer's boogers.

330
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:45,500
This year it'll be an old note
with an inkblot, no thanks.

331
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:46,580
We're going.

332
00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:48,580
No, we're not.

333
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:01,720
That's bitter orange marmalade!

334
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,700
I told you I do not
like orange marmalade.

335
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,750
You did not say that to me.

336
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:14,240
I did. I repeatedly said I did
not want orange marmalade.

337
00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:32,920
Hermann, what are you doing?

338
00:29:33,670 --> 00:29:35,780
Hermann?

339
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,750
What are you doing?

340
00:29:40,750 --> 00:29:42,750
I'm getting dressed.

341
00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:44,750
And the I'll leave you.

342
00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,270
Because of the marmalade?

343
00:29:47,270 --> 00:29:49,270
No, because you do not obey me.

344
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,350
I cannot live with a woman
who does not obey.

345
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,920
♪ If I had to live without hope

346
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,640
♪ If I had to believe
nobody loved me

347
00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:23,100
♪ That there was no more
happiness for me

348
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:26,240
♪ That would be hard

349
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:32,640
♪ If I didn't know in my heart
that you once told me

350
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:36,010
♪ 'I love you'

351
00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:39,380
♪ Life would be without
meaning for me

352
00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:43,440
♪ But I know more

353
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:52,700
♪ I know a miracle
will happen one day

354
00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:59,610
♪ And a thousand fairy tales
will come true

355
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:08,580
♪ I know a love cannot end
this quickly

356
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:16,120
♪ A love this big
and wonderful

357
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:24,750
♪ We're under the same star,
your fate is mine

358
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:34,520
♪ You're far yet so close
as our souls are one

359
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:39,950
♪ And that's why…

360
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:44,700
I won't do it.

361
00:31:44,700 --> 00:31:50,410
Yes you will. Cut off 60 cm of the
string and bring it down here. Now!

362
00:31:54,810 --> 00:31:58,640
A, A, where's that fucking A?

363
00:32:11,610 --> 00:32:13,500
F.H.

364
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:18,410
F.H., F.H.,… Führer Hitler.

365
00:32:20,410 --> 00:32:22,180
Fuck it.

366
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:54,300
Our Führer, Adolf Hitler's
secret diary from 1945.

367
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,640
The Führer kept a diary?

368
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,210
You didn't know?

369
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,610
Classified. Property of the Führer.

370
00:33:06,470 --> 00:33:07,670
Keep shut at all times.

371
00:33:07,670 --> 00:33:11,380
Open it, comrade Lentz.
I accept the responsibility.

372
00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,150
Yes, Mr. Obergruppenführer.

373
00:33:21,610 --> 00:33:24,980
Open April 20th. Read.

374
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,670
Yes, Mr. Obergruppenführer.

375
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:36,750
Here we go, April 20th, 1945.

376
00:33:37,210 --> 00:33:38,980
Kotzestunk.

377
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:40,240
What?

378
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:47,670
Thank god, I finally woke up
from this horrible dream.

379
00:33:47,670 --> 00:33:54,810
A true nightmare of euca…
apocalyptic dimensions.

380
00:33:55,670 --> 00:34:00,920
Dreamt that the plane
was shot down.

381
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:10,520
The one that will bring my private
archive to my fortress, tomorrow.

382
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,670
Gundelfinger, my loyal pilot, dead.

383
00:34:15,670 --> 00:34:17,040
Exactly like that.

384
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,300
Shattered in a field
in the middle of nowhere.

385
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:28,300
In my dream I heard the name of
a place I had never heard before.

386
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,320
Birnenschorf?

387
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,320
Börnersdorf!

388
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,270
Börnersdorf.

389
00:34:43,270 --> 00:34:47,720
That is…. that is…

390
00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:48,980
Inconceivable.

391
00:34:50,700 --> 00:34:52,520
Read on, comrade.

392
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:57,380
All my paintings, my most
private hand-written notes.

393
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:02,920
Even you my dear diary
fell victim to the flames.

394
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,700
I did not cry
during the Röhm-Putsch.

395
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,240
I did not cry on July 20th.

396
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:12,720
I didn't even shed a single
tear during Stalingrad.

397
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,160
But tonight, I cried bitterly.

398
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:20,600
The Führer cried.

399
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:21,580
Yes.

400
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,740
Didn't you know?

401
00:35:24,140 --> 00:35:25,220
No.

402
00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:27,880
That was…

403
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,440
a big hit.

404
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,220
Yes, that's sensational.

405
00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,800
Truly a hit.

406
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,660
Allow me to introduce myself.

407
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,020
Prof. Dr. Fritz Knobel.

408
00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:44,020
Historian and antiques dealer.

409
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,600
Heil!

410
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,600
Heil!

411
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,640
Heil!

412
00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:00,220
You could really get me
Hitler's diary?

413
00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:03,780
Anything you want. Everything
that's in those 10 metal boxes.

414
00:36:03,780 --> 00:36:05,160
That's what I could get you.

415
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,520
Oh really, oh that would be…

416
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,360
You see, if somebody keeps a diary…

417
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:11,900
he doesn't only write one…

418
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:12,860
Of course not.

419
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:13,900
…but several.

420
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,900
Of course.

421
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:21,680
Under certain circumstances
I might have access.

422
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,780
Oh, really?

423
00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:25,000
Via Leningrad,

424
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,720
Lehmberg, Leipzig, Lindau.

425
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,100
Vienna?

426
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:34,800
There's only the question
if you can afford it, Mr…?

427
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,120
Hermann Willié with acute accent.

428
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:42,580
Money is not an issue. I always say
you either have money or you don't.

429
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,140
I fully agree.

430
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:47,140
With acute accent,

431
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,920
Weiss-Magazin?

432
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:49,820
You're from the press?

433
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:50,860
Very interesting.

434
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,020
No it's not.

435
00:36:52,020 --> 00:36:52,560
Why?

436
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,280
My husband wants nothing
to do with the press.

437
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:54,760
No, no.

438
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,900
Not at all, he has always avoided
the press, even as a child.

439
00:36:56,900 --> 00:37:00,460
He never wanted to be in the papers.
He has always lied, he can't help it.

440
00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:04,380
And what he just told you about boxes
and diaries is all made up.

441
00:37:04,380 --> 00:37:05,800
Get out of here.

442
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,060
But pro… professor,… I…

443
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:12,100
Hermann, little man, look…

444
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,400
Freya!

445
00:37:16,300 --> 00:37:17,620
Professor!

446
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,560
Hermann!

447
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:25,580
Being in the paper wouldn't
exactly hurt my business.

448
00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:28,760
Being in the paper as a forger!
You tinkerer!

449
00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,240
Professor!

450
00:37:32,540 --> 00:37:33,600
Please wait.

451
00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:42,560
Stop, stop, professor!

452
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:57,980
Hermann, little man, look,
Hitler did not keep a diary.

453
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,980
Yes, he did.

454
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:01,040
No, manny, he didn't.

455
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,640
You know what uncle Hermann
always said to us kids?

456
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,400
After writing "Mein Kampf"
the Führer got a cramp

457
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,260
has a shaky hand,
a blessing for the fatherland.

458
00:38:09,260 --> 00:38:11,260
He couldn't really.

459
00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:12,780
At least not with his hand.

460
00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:14,620
It's a historic fact.

461
00:38:20,100 --> 00:38:21,700
Börnersdorf.

462
00:38:23,720 --> 00:38:25,600
How much cash
do you have on you?

463
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,040
Don't know. Why? Maybe 2,000 DM.

464
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,380
Say, you surely have a wife
and kids at home, don't you?

465
00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:35,500
Eh, yes.

466
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:37,500
So 2 grand is a lot of money
for you, right?

467
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:38,220
Uh-uh.

468
00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:11,380
Say, you surely have a wife
and kids at home.

469
00:39:11,380 --> 00:39:14,100
So 500 DM is a lot of money
for you, right?

470
00:39:14,380 --> 00:39:16,620
I refuse to tolerate a personal
question like that.

471
00:39:17,060 --> 00:39:19,460
…while my colleagues are around.
Stop over there.

472
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:39,960
Börnersdorf.

473
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,800
Freya!

474
00:41:39,420 --> 00:41:40,700
Hermann, I'm warning you.

475
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,280
Don't gyp me again like with
that fake Chinaman.

476
00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:47,060
That story about Mao Tse-tung's
gay swim instructor

477
00:41:47,060 --> 00:41:49,360
who turned out to be Korean
instead of Chinese

478
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,200
and who definitely couldn't swim.

479
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,700
But he was gay!

480
00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:58,500
And if you can't fathom
what a big hit this is,

481
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,000
Adolf Hitler's secret diaries.

482
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:04,640
They aren't down there, are they?

483
00:42:05,020 --> 00:42:05,860
No.

484
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:09,780
But I know where they are
and I'll get 'em.

485
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,280
And if you can't fathom what a big
hit this is. Internationally. Bang!

486
00:42:16,540 --> 00:42:17,280
Bang.

487
00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:21,320
Then you're an ignoramus
and and a huge asshole.

488
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:31,100
And the plane was all ablaze
and coming over those trees.

489
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:32,380
Trees?

490
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,960
We used to have trees here.

491
00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:37,860
Now there aren't any trees.

492
00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:40,420
And I thought 'he'll hit that barn'.

493
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:42,940
But no, right where we are
standing now

494
00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:45,340
it went down.

495
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,700
I remember a man wanting out
but nothing could be done.

496
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:55,000
Everything was bent and hot.

497
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,740
Everything was burnt.

498
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:03,120
And then, with a single bang.

499
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,920
Total silence.

500
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,800
Terrible.

501
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:13,760
Great, I mean, gruesome.

502
00:43:14,140 --> 00:43:15,920
A little question on the side:

503
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,620
What was aboard that plane?

504
00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:20,940
Nothing, really… no…

505
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,000
Iron… how do you say it…

506
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,780
- Boxes?
- Yes, boxes.

507
00:43:29,780 --> 00:43:30,760
Iron boxes.

508
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,760
Did you hear, Hermann?

509
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:35,920
Holy cow, Hermann.

510
00:43:36,700 --> 00:43:38,100
You know something?

511
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:40,400
I love you.

512
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,040
Well,

513
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:01,160
a whole lot of brown sauce.

514
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,640
Well, obviously you don't want
it to drip on you.

515
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,240
Neither do I. But we
have to remember that

516
00:44:08,300 --> 00:44:10,540
competition is fierce.

517
00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:13,540
Not to mention we could
sell this worldwide.

518
00:44:14,420 --> 00:44:18,480
Just think about what the Americans
made with Einsteins diaries.

519
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,500
Millions.

520
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:25,640
I'm thinking globally
Hitler's the bigger name.

521
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:32,520
We've never had an author
like that in our paper.

522
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:40,980
This sleazy Willié, I mean,…

523
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:47,400
can't we put someone more professional
on it. It's such a delicate topic.

524
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,220
Does it have to be this sleazy Willié?

525
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:54,040
Yes, sleazy, that's exactly
the right term for him.

526
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:58,800
But he's a true bloodhound
with a good nose.

527
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:02,280
That guy has some nose, I tell you.

528
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,280
If he really works his way
into this Hitler thing…

529
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,980
it'll be a big hit. I'll swear.

530
00:45:11,580 --> 00:45:14,980
I'd like to give this top priority.

531
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,820
That's why I came straight to you,
the boss. Not the editorship.

532
00:45:18,820 --> 00:45:21,800
Only you and me and this… Willié.

533
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,060
My dear Mr. Willié,…

534
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:32,060
it's been too long.

535
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:35,640
We haven't met. I mean I've seen
you but you've never noticed me.

536
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:36,880
I'm very shortsighted.

537
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,760
What are you bringing me
today, old bloodhound?

538
00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:43,520
This is the cockpit window of the
Ju-352 that crashed over Börnersdorf.

539
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,980
Ah, yes.

540
00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:50,320
Fell from a height of 100 meters
from old 'Auntie Ju'…

541
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,420
the parachute didn't open and
this trooper found his tomb.

542
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,700
Pardon?

543
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,920
Jup, we still sang that
in the army in '64.

544
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:05,060
I was an ensign
with the paratroopers.

545
00:46:06,540 --> 00:46:07,920
May I?

546
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,640
Exceptionally…

547
00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:13,860
aesthetic.

548
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,640
50, 100, 150, 200.

549
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,440
- Thousand.
- Thousand, yes.

550
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:23,860
50

551
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,500
100

552
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,760
150

553
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:28,460
200

554
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:58,000
Somebody was here. This is a wet
spot and it smells of semen.

555
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,600
Only I was here, by myself.

556
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,440
Masturbating?

557
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:02,500
Biggi.

558
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,180
Exactly.

559
00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,000
Liar.

560
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:12,500
You know what I'll do? I'll go
over there and get that slut!

561
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,780
Don't you dare.

562
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:19,160
Oh I will, and I'll rub her nose in that
spot and she'll tell me if you fucked her.

563
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,280
You lying son of a bitch.

564
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:24,160
Biggi, don't. Stay.

565
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,740
Please stay here.

566
00:47:29,260 --> 00:47:32,700
I admit to everything.
You are completely right.

567
00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:36,840
She was here and so was I.

568
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:41,880
And I am a lying… well, like you said.

569
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,180
But please do me one favor,

570
00:47:45,180 --> 00:47:47,180
don't take it personally.

571
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,180
You know what I'm like.

572
00:47:50,300 --> 00:47:52,380
I can resist anything…

573
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:54,380
except for temptation.

574
00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:56,840
And it comes to me
in all shapes and sizes.

575
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,000
I thought to myself… cash is king.

576
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,440
You see? It's happening again.

577
00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:13,760
Sausage platter.

578
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,760
Ah, yes.

579
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,180
Did she notice?

580
00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:18,920
No.

581
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,900
I admitted to everything.

582
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,460
But I told you to lie!

583
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,200
I can't do that.

584
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,480
I cannot lie, Martha!

585
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:34,080
The world wants to be lied to.

586
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,240
Yes, yes.

587
00:48:35,720 --> 00:48:37,240
Well, I just can't.

588
00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:38,800
I can't lie.

589
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,800
Neither privately nor professionally.

590
00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:41,740
I just can't.

591
00:48:42,380 --> 00:48:44,680
Yes, yes, I know, me neither.

592
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,480
It's a relief

593
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,020
to hear that you're so honest.

594
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:53,020
Because this thing can only happen
if we are both completely honest.

595
00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:54,180
Of course, honestly.

596
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,320
And that's why I'm telling you
quite frankly

597
00:48:57,940 --> 00:49:01,220
that this thing needs to be
completely secret.

598
00:49:02,060 --> 00:49:03,380
Top secret.

599
00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:05,380
Yes, yes, the highest degree.

600
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,240
I don't know you, you don't know me.

601
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:09,660
Of course not.

602
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:15,260
And these diaries would be coming
from Moscow via the GDR.

603
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,320
Moscow?

604
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,060
Yes, via Kiev, Warsaw, Potsdam, Pankow.

605
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:22,060
Bangkok?

606
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:23,700
Pankow!

607
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:26,140
Nobody knows, nobody may ever know.

608
00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:28,740
They'll just appear, nobody
knows from where.

609
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,120
And most importantly, they
may not be publicized.

610
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,180
Not publicized?

611
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,600
I fully agree.

612
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:47,600
However for a newspaper,
that is a very hard condition.

613
00:49:48,780 --> 00:49:51,740
I don't know how to…
them in Hamburg.

614
00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:54,900
You know Hamburg is Germany's
leading press city.

615
00:49:55,960 --> 00:50:00,280
If I approach them like
"friends, don't publicize"…

616
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,240
That would be rather novel to them.

617
00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:08,500
I don't mean not publicize them ever.

618
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:12,550
I mean, don't publish them
before I give my OK.

619
00:50:12,550 --> 00:50:15,220
From a safe space

620
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:18,420
where me and my associates from the East

621
00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:23,270
can be assured of out safety.

622
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:29,250
If Hitler's secret diaries are published,
heads will roll. What do you think!

623
00:50:29,250 --> 00:50:32,800
The whole world will be
watching closely.

624
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:37,870
There will be a bang and we should
both be far away, dear Willié.

625
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,500
Taking cover from the KGB, BND, AEG.

626
00:50:41,820 --> 00:50:43,070
AEG?

627
00:50:43,070 --> 00:50:46,670
I mean ARD… eh… that acadamic
research thing… eh…

628
00:50:46,670 --> 00:50:47,820
I see.

629
00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:53,120
Mossad, Stasi, CIA. I have no use for
money that will only buy me a coffin.

630
00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:57,070
No, no, despite all my passion for it

631
00:50:59,150 --> 00:51:00,900
I am not suicidal.

632
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,650
When I think about what's in store for me…

633
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:15,420
All the burden I take on
with 25 to 30 volumes.

634
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,170
There are 30 volumes?

635
00:51:17,170 --> 00:51:22,500
Roughly. It depends on what's being
delivered and what's being paid.

636
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,270
How about 40k?

637
00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,270
40,000?

638
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,270
A piece?

639
00:51:32,950 --> 00:51:40,970
Well, er, I mean, we should
be able to find a way.

640
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,370
I think, maybe one or two.

641
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,720
Shall we say 3 for 120?

642
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,270
I'll give you an advance of 10%.

643
00:51:50,570 --> 00:51:53,870
12,000 DM and the rest upon delivery.

644
00:51:58,550 --> 00:52:05,970
These are 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8…

645
00:52:20,050 --> 00:52:23,700
80, 90, 100

646
00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:27,400
110, 120, 130

647
00:52:29,570 --> 00:52:30,600
140

648
00:52:33,850 --> 00:52:36,070
I hope that engine will run.

649
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:08,520
Empty. I think fried eggs and
coffee aren't good for my stomach.

650
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,870
Maybe chamomile tea and Zwieback?

651
00:53:11,870 --> 00:53:13,400
Oh yes, please!

652
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:18,150
And maybe some very light oatmeal?

653
00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:21,020
That would be sweet.

654
00:53:21,020 --> 00:53:23,020
Fritzken,

655
00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:25,850
just say what you need,
I'll do anything for you.

656
00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:27,220
Ugh!

657
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,570
What's up?

658
00:53:28,570 --> 00:53:30,920
No, no, just your strong smell.

659
00:53:31,550 --> 00:53:32,620
From my mouth?

660
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,670
Yes.

661
00:53:49,170 --> 00:53:52,020
24.02.1940

662
00:53:52,920 --> 00:54:00,120
The superhuman efforts

663
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:04,220
of the recent past

664
00:54:05,570 --> 00:54:09,420
are giving me gas
in my intestines.

665
00:54:09,950 --> 00:54:15,820
And Eva says I have bad breath.

666
00:55:17,470 --> 00:55:21,000
When I think about what we are
holding in our hands here,

667
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,400
what his hands touched.

668
00:55:27,850 --> 00:55:30,970
When I think about that… here and now…

669
00:55:31,570 --> 00:55:35,320
I'm touching what he held in his hands.

670
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:44,770
Then, I get a whiff of something…
like an emotion.

671
00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:51,350
Something like history's
ice cold breath.

672
00:55:51,970 --> 00:55:54,000
I have to admit.

673
00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:59,400
What did I want to say?

674
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:04,120
Right, what's in them?

675
00:56:05,220 --> 00:56:09,270
I did not dare to break the seal,
my Führer, I mean… doctor.

676
00:56:09,970 --> 00:56:13,820
It says so on them… that only
authorized people… explicitly.

677
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,120
Top secret. Property of the Führer.
Keep shut.

678
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,900
And so on… Bormann.

679
00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:24,750
Well, eh,…

680
00:56:26,350 --> 00:56:30,370
That falls under the statute
of limitations, right?

681
00:56:30,620 --> 00:56:33,000
I mean it does not apply
for us anymore.

682
00:56:35,050 --> 00:56:36,900
Pass me those scissors.

683
00:56:55,220 --> 00:56:58,870
Ah, right, that is written
in old German.

684
00:56:58,870 --> 00:57:00,870
That's how the Führer wrote.

685
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:02,050
Yes, yes.

686
00:57:03,870 --> 00:57:05,270
Kept astoundingly well.

687
00:57:05,270 --> 00:57:07,270
Beautiful old German writing.

688
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:14,220
Too bad,… too bad, that I
cannot read this now.

689
00:57:14,550 --> 00:57:19,770
Back with the Hitler Youth I used to…
we didn't read or write much, but…

690
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:21,770
If you like, I can try.

691
00:57:26,350 --> 00:57:30,170
Here it says February 24th, 1940.

692
00:57:30,900 --> 00:57:32,100
February 24th.

693
00:57:32,470 --> 00:57:33,220
1940

694
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:34,270
Right.

695
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:42,370
And then,… aha,… the ü, eh, u,…

696
00:57:42,370 --> 00:57:53,270
the superhuman efforts…

697
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,550
of the recent past…

698
00:58:05,850 --> 00:58:21,250
are giving me gas…

699
00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:25,450
in my intestines.

700
00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:30,820
Gas in my intestines. Incredible.
So intimate.

701
00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:32,020
Carry on.

702
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:35,000
Gas in my intestines and Eversack.

703
00:58:35,670 --> 00:58:36,900
Eversack?

704
00:58:37,950 --> 00:58:38,900
Who's Eversack?

705
00:58:39,470 --> 00:58:41,420
Eversack is bardbath.

706
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:54,420
Maybe he's alluding to a person named
Eversack Bardbath. Sounds Jewish.

707
00:58:59,370 --> 00:59:01,150
Maybe bad breath?

708
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:05,570
As I was saying Eversack is a Jew.

709
00:59:05,570 --> 00:59:12,800
And his real last name is badbreath,
and Hitler found out or something…

710
00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:16,550
Just a minute.

711
00:59:21,650 --> 00:59:28,970
Now I know. Incredible.
Such human grandeur.

712
00:59:29,650 --> 00:59:32,520
Uncompromising authenticity.

713
00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:34,520
Go on, what does it say?

714
00:59:35,270 --> 00:59:43,100
It says: The superhuman efforts of recent
times are giving me gas in my intestines,

715
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:46,850
and Eva says… that I have bad breath.

716
00:59:48,120 --> 00:59:50,350
That is…

717
00:59:50,350 --> 00:59:52,350
that is…

718
00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:54,350
That is sensational.

719
00:59:54,350 --> 00:59:56,020
Adolf Hitler privately.

720
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:58,370
A person like me and you.

721
01:00:04,350 --> 01:00:06,350
That's a worldwide sensation, gentlemen.

722
01:00:07,850 --> 01:00:08,900
Hermann.

723
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:22,070
600,000, 700,000, 800,000…
I guess I need to go to the bank.

724
01:00:22,070 --> 01:00:23,470
Go ahead, where's the problem?

725
01:00:23,470 --> 01:00:24,950
Bank's are still closed.

726
01:00:24,950 --> 01:00:26,950
Well then open one!

727
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:14,200
I am happy to hear you like it.

728
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:18,470
The way the Führer wrote it,
Mr. Willié.

729
01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:19,350
Hermann.

730
01:01:20,820 --> 01:01:22,520
Hermann from now on.

731
01:01:23,550 --> 01:01:25,920
It's not like I know what's
in them, Hermann.

732
01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:29,650
I was afraid you guys might
not like it. Historically.

733
01:01:30,450 --> 01:01:33,670
Historically this is of
greatest importance

734
01:01:33,670 --> 01:01:35,670
for Germany, for the entire world.

735
01:01:37,370 --> 01:01:38,170
Really?

736
01:01:38,170 --> 01:01:40,170
Every word is most important.

737
01:01:40,170 --> 01:01:42,520
He's sharing his innermost
thoughts every day.

738
01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:46,550
Is that true.

739
01:01:46,550 --> 01:01:51,670
I haven't read it but it's possible
he wrote a bunch of bullshit, right?

740
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:55,000
No?

741
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:58,670
Fritz, if you value our friendship

742
01:01:58,670 --> 01:02:02,670
don't talk like that about
the Führer in my presence.

743
01:02:02,670 --> 01:02:05,750
Sorry, Hermann, I didn't
mean it like that.

744
01:02:05,750 --> 01:02:09,500
Nevermind. When can you deliver
the remaining 25 books?

745
01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:12,420
25?

746
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:14,600
Yes, chop chop, asap.

747
01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:17,720
Put some pressure on them,
they're getting paid for it!

748
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:22,200
Here's another 100,000,
as an advance.

749
01:02:31,950 --> 01:02:33,400
Thank you, Hermann.

750
01:03:13,770 --> 01:03:16,670
Dr. Wieland, may I introduce
Baroness von Hepp.

751
01:03:16,770 --> 01:03:19,070
The niece of the Reichsmarschall.

752
01:03:19,070 --> 01:03:19,820
What?

753
01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:21,100
Göring.

754
01:03:21,100 --> 01:03:23,370
Frau Göring…

755
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:24,520
Von Hepp.

756
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:25,520
Oh, pardon.

757
01:03:25,770 --> 01:03:28,970
No need to apologize
I'm not ashamed of my uncle.

758
01:03:28,970 --> 01:03:30,200
Neither do I.

759
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:33,320
My uncle, e.g. was
in the resistance.

760
01:03:34,470 --> 01:03:38,700
Yes, I guess neither of us
is to blame for their families.

761
01:03:39,100 --> 01:03:44,300
Of course not, quite the contrary,
maybe the two have met.

762
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:51,970
I'd say never mind and cheers.

763
01:03:53,350 --> 01:03:54,700
Champagne!

764
01:03:55,650 --> 01:04:00,250
I meant your uncle,… my uncle,…

765
01:05:56,200 --> 01:06:00,550
You're not only weak…
you're a pig.

766
01:06:08,420 --> 01:06:11,770
Oh Fritz, come here,
just once more.

767
01:06:13,020 --> 01:06:15,020
That's enough.

768
01:06:17,170 --> 01:06:20,570
January 30th, 1933

769
01:06:20,570 --> 01:06:23,920
I need to have a serious talk with Eva.

770
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,220
She believes a man
spearheading Germany

771
01:06:27,220 --> 01:06:30,070
has spare time for private affairs

772
01:06:33,220 --> 01:06:39,100
In her youth she does not realize the constant
struggle the German chancellor is facing.

773
01:06:40,150 --> 01:06:42,400
August 1st, 1936

774
01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:46,250
I opened the Olympic Summer Games 1936

775
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:51,550
All events are sold out.
I hope I'll get tickets for Eva.

776
01:06:52,150 --> 01:06:54,950
November 19th, 1942

777
01:06:54,950 --> 01:06:58,750
At the east face of Watzmann three
young mountaineers were under distress.

778
01:07:00,870 --> 01:07:04,170
I sent 50 mountain infantrists
to their rescue.

779
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:21,150
What cheek!

780
01:07:21,150 --> 01:07:22,600
This is beyond belief.

781
01:07:22,770 --> 01:07:24,170
What?

782
01:07:24,170 --> 01:07:26,170
Why does nobody show this to us?

783
01:07:26,170 --> 01:07:28,170
Oh, I see.

784
01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:30,820
Why? We are showing it
to you right now.

785
01:07:30,820 --> 01:07:32,820
Why are we finding out now.

786
01:07:32,820 --> 01:07:34,800
Why is the editorship
being left out?

787
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:38,320
Who's leaving you out we are
putting all our cards on the table.

788
01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:43,870
We're just asking you if you would be interested
in publishing Hitler's secret diaries.

789
01:07:43,870 --> 01:07:48,920
Pardon me Mr. Willié but that's not the point.
Hitler's secret diaries would be a hit.

790
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:50,150
Globally.

791
01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:52,150
Oh, really, you think?

792
01:07:52,150 --> 01:07:57,570
It's beyond comprehension, indeed.
I mean

793
01:07:57,570 --> 01:08:00,920
this discovery is so unusual
and astounding…

794
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:05,220
…knowing Mr. Willié I have
only one question:

795
01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:06,600
Which one?

796
01:08:06,600 --> 01:08:08,600
Are they real?

797
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,600
Great question, Uwe.

798
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:13,420
What do you mean, 'real'?
I don't get it.

799
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:16,800
Yes, no, I mean, me neither.

800
01:08:18,050 --> 01:08:24,250
That maybe, but this first letter
here looks like an 'F' to me.

801
01:08:24,250 --> 01:08:26,550
And his name was
hardly Fritze Hitler.

802
01:08:26,550 --> 01:08:29,120
That's an F? FH?

803
01:08:34,050 --> 01:08:35,620
That's an 'A', not an 'F'.

804
01:08:35,620 --> 01:08:41,020
No, it's clearly an… 'F'… 'FH'.

805
01:08:43,620 --> 01:08:44,920
Führer Hitler.

806
01:08:45,900 --> 01:08:48,120
That's it, "Führer Hitler".

807
01:08:48,220 --> 01:08:50,500
Nonsense, Führer Hitler…

808
01:08:51,450 --> 01:08:53,020
Maybe 'Flags high", Uwe.

809
01:08:53,020 --> 01:08:55,020
Nonsense.

810
01:08:58,770 --> 01:09:00,350
Führer… Führer…

811
01:09:00,350 --> 01:09:02,350
Führer Hail

812
01:09:02,350 --> 01:09:04,020
Führer's Hound.

813
01:09:04,020 --> 01:09:06,020
Führer's dog?

814
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:09,720
Führer's Hand?

815
01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,200
Führer's…

816
01:09:13,070 --> 01:09:17,520
Head… quarters. Führerhauptquartier!

817
01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:27,850
Führer Headquarters.

818
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,400
February 6th, 1943

819
01:09:32,850 --> 01:09:36,300
Last weeks tension took a
toll on my health.

820
01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:41,620
I have caught a cold from
driving with the roof down.

821
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:44,850
I have a temperature of 39.5°C.

822
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:56,070
I have to interrupt
my work repeatedly

823
01:09:56,070 --> 01:10:00,020
Even the most simple tasks
are causing me great difficulties.

824
01:10:00,270 --> 01:10:04,350
I am using up a huge amount of these
convenient new paper tissues.

825
01:10:06,350 --> 01:10:11,350
I am constantly shaken by
violent sneezing spells.

826
01:10:18,350 --> 01:10:21,270
I'm taking lots of medications.

827
01:10:21,270 --> 01:10:23,370
I feel very groggy.

828
01:10:23,370 --> 01:10:25,370
I have strong headaches…

829
01:10:25,370 --> 01:10:29,720
Sometimes it's so bad that
I have a constant ringing in my ears.

830
01:10:31,570 --> 01:10:40,070
It rings, and rings,
and rings, and rings.

831
01:10:54,770 --> 01:10:56,300
What do you look like?

832
01:10:56,300 --> 01:10:58,300
What do you mean?

833
01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,300
I look bad.

834
01:11:00,300 --> 01:11:04,120
Last weeks tensions took a
toll on my health.

835
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:10,400
I have caught a cold from
driving in a convertible.

836
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:15,170
Here, I have a temperature
of 39.5°C.

837
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:18,370
Fritz, we need to get
an expertise.

838
01:11:18,370 --> 01:11:19,700
What kind of expertises?

839
01:11:20,250 --> 01:11:23,550
The editorship wants expertises
by independent experts,

840
01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:29,000
which prove beyond any doubt that the
author is Adolf Hitler and nobody else.

841
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:34,470
I think that is…

842
01:11:34,750 --> 01:11:37,020
I find that…, eh…

843
01:11:37,370 --> 01:11:39,470
That's a great idea, Hermann.

844
01:11:39,470 --> 01:11:41,470
Not a problem.

845
01:11:41,470 --> 01:11:44,170
We'll do a handwriting analysis.

846
01:11:44,450 --> 01:11:45,670
Handwriting analysis?

847
01:11:46,050 --> 01:11:51,650
Yes, you take the original diary in
the Führer's original handwriting,

848
01:11:51,650 --> 01:11:57,420
and compare it to another original
writing done by the original Führer,

849
01:11:57,420 --> 01:12:00,220
also in the same original handwriting.

850
01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:04,350
And then you can compare one
original with the other.

851
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,200
And where can I get such an
original writing by the Führer?

852
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:12,350
From the Führer, I mean from me,
from those metal boxes.

853
01:12:12,350 --> 01:12:15,670
I'll have to look if I still
have something by the Führer.

854
01:12:55,770 --> 01:12:57,870
Cognac?

855
01:12:57,870 --> 01:13:00,220
The bottle is in the bunker.

856
01:13:13,670 --> 01:13:19,950
In the name of the German people
I order Prof. Dr. Ing. hc. Ferdinand Porsche

857
01:13:19,950 --> 01:13:24,150
to invent a novel 4-cylinder
motor vehicle

858
01:13:24,150 --> 01:13:26,770
with an air-cooled standard engine

859
01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:29,070
priced like a midsize motorbike

860
01:13:29,070 --> 01:13:33,100
low-maintenance, sturdy,
with low fuel consumption.

861
01:13:33,270 --> 01:13:37,620
A car for the entire German people.

862
01:13:38,050 --> 01:13:42,950
A true Volkswagen. Signed, Adolf Hitler.

863
01:13:44,570 --> 01:13:48,100
Oh dear, he has invented the beetle.

864
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:51,250
Yes, and it still runs.

865
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:51,500
40.5°C.

866
01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:54,100
I hope he doesn't die.

867
01:14:55,870 --> 01:14:58,000
He's never had a fever
this high with me.

868
01:14:58,000 --> 01:15:00,000
Not with me, either.

869
01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:05,420
How can the doctor say he's fine
when he's burning up.

870
01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:10,350
His heart is beating as if it might
tear him apart any minute.

871
01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:13,820
Say something, Fritz.

872
01:15:14,450 --> 01:15:17,250
Fritzken, tell us what's wrong.

873
01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:22,500
F… f… fear.

874
01:15:24,620 --> 01:15:28,600
You don't need to be afraid any more.
Martha and I had a talk.

875
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:30,050
Woman to woman.

876
01:15:30,050 --> 01:15:33,250
We get along very well now.

877
01:15:35,970 --> 01:15:38,070
It keeps getting better and better.

878
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:10,820
Can you keep a secret, father?

879
01:16:10,820 --> 01:16:11,800
What?

880
01:16:11,800 --> 01:16:13,550
Do you know the Corinthians?

881
01:16:13,800 --> 01:16:15,170
Yes, I, Paul,…

882
01:16:15,170 --> 01:16:17,170
etc, etc, etc, etc,…

883
01:16:17,170 --> 01:16:21,850
Now imagine you were suspecting
that these epistles were forgeries.

884
01:16:21,850 --> 01:16:22,700
What?

885
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:30,120
Not General Paul, I mean the Apostle Paul
was the author, but a sleazy, little…

886
01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:32,420
militaria dealer from Jerusalem.

887
01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:33,350
But why?

888
01:16:33,350 --> 01:16:36,420
Maybe for 40,000 silver pieces.

889
01:16:36,420 --> 01:16:38,000
Per epistle.

890
01:16:38,100 --> 01:16:39,250
From whom?

891
01:16:39,250 --> 01:16:43,350
From some big paper.
Jerusalem magazine or something.

892
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:46,770
You're in feverish delirium.

893
01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:52,750
No, no, no, father…  Imagine you suspected
that somebody screwed you over.

894
01:16:53,450 --> 01:16:56,850
Wouldn't you have to go to your boss?

895
01:16:56,850 --> 01:17:03,920
And tell the holy father that
this Corinthian thing smells,

896
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,920
we shouldn't publish them.

897
01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:06,870
Prof. Dr. Jäggi from Zürich

898
01:18:06,870 --> 01:18:11,100
was able to verify beyond
reasonable doubt

899
01:18:11,100 --> 01:18:17,520
that the documents presented come
from the same author, Adolf Hitler.

900
01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:20,170
Slower and more clearly, please.

901
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:32,350
Steward Rosenzweig, New York City: After
extensive analysis of the handwriting…

902
01:18:36,300 --> 01:18:42,570
and comparison with the different
documents provided by you…

903
01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:46,870
I have come to the conclusion
that Hitler wrote all of them.

904
01:18:57,770 --> 01:19:08,170
Prof. Siegfried Kessel, London. I recognize
a handwriting very familiar to me…

905
01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:12,870
that of our Führer Adolf Hitler.

906
01:19:14,800 --> 01:19:19,900
One is neutral, one's a Jew, one's an
old Nazi. You can hardly ask for more.

907
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:30,000
What's up Hermann,
aren't you happy?

908
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:38,470
I never doubted it for a second.

909
01:19:38,920 --> 01:19:40,470
Exactly.

910
01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:43,320
Yes.

911
01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:48,100
Hermann.

912
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:10,850
♪ My ideal in this world is a hero,
a tall, blonde man

913
01:20:11,570 --> 01:20:17,720
♪ He comes from a fairyland and gives me
his big strong hand which could rip me apart

914
01:20:18,350 --> 01:20:24,720
♪ That's what my dream man looks
like his name is Ralf or Peer

915
01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:30,770
♪ My reality looks very different
though, won't you listen to this

916
01:20:31,220 --> 01:20:34,550
♪ He's called Waldemar
and he has black hair

917
01:20:34,550 --> 01:20:38,170
♪ He's neither proud nor bold
but I love him

918
01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:41,670
♪ He's called Waldemar,
he won't be a star

919
01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,900
♪ His home is Berlin,
but I love him

920
01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:48,250
♪ The boy is the opposite
of my ideal

921
01:20:48,250 --> 01:20:51,520
♪ I don't understand myself
but I don't care

922
01:20:51,750 --> 01:20:55,050
♪ He's called Waldemar,
he has little money

923
01:20:55,050 --> 01:20:58,370
♪ I'll never get an ermine
but I love him

924
01:20:58,970 --> 01:21:02,350
Fritz! Fritzken! Seriously.

925
01:22:06,970 --> 01:22:09,770
Are you also trade east to west?

926
01:22:11,820 --> 01:22:14,020
East to west?

927
01:22:14,020 --> 01:22:18,320
Yes, no. Miss Martha is a close
confidante of my husband.

928
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:19,420
His…

929
01:22:19,420 --> 01:22:20,670
Secretary.

930
01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:23,400
Private secretary.

931
01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:27,250
My husband's business
has grown so much

932
01:22:27,250 --> 01:22:28,400
Oh really?

933
01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:34,100
Yes, he's expanding every day.
He's bubbling over with ideas.

934
01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:42,850
Can you see this
small white dust?

935
01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:44,620
That her.

936
01:22:44,620 --> 01:22:45,900
Eva?

937
01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:47,900
Yes, Eva.

938
01:22:48,370 --> 01:22:53,500
And the bigger, grayish brown,
coarser particles, that's him.

939
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:55,050
Adolf?

940
01:22:55,050 --> 01:22:56,120
Yes.

941
01:22:56,370 --> 01:22:58,320
Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun.

942
01:22:58,320 --> 01:22:59,450
Forever and ever.

943
01:22:59,450 --> 01:23:00,650
United in death.

944
01:23:00,650 --> 01:23:03,650
Mixed. Can't be told apart
by a layman.

945
01:23:04,420 --> 01:23:06,100
How much would you want for it?

946
01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:09,520
Well, this is priceless, really.

947
01:23:09,520 --> 01:23:12,120
If at all, I'll only sell
the bundle.

948
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:14,120
What bundle?

949
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,700
Imagine what has come to light!

950
01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:20,220
What?

951
01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:30,400
I've just heard from a trustworthy source in
Potsdam. The Führer didn't write 30 diaries, but 60!

952
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:34,550
60? Fritz! That would be…

953
01:23:34,550 --> 01:23:36,550
Expensive, Hermann. Expensive.

954
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:40,720
40k per volume won't be enough.

955
01:23:41,870 --> 01:23:44,400
And there's lots more.

956
01:23:44,870 --> 01:23:48,670
Secret documents, paintings,
all very secret.

957
01:23:49,450 --> 01:23:52,670
Fritz, give me a spoon full.

958
01:23:53,750 --> 01:23:54,670
Please.

959
01:23:55,270 --> 01:23:58,070
Just a single one.

960
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:02,500
No, Hermann, I can't just
tear the two apart like that.

961
01:24:02,670 --> 01:24:04,220
Then give me two.

962
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:47,920
Dear colleagues, I am happy
you made it after all.

963
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,500
Dear Uwe, dear Kurt.

964
01:24:49,500 --> 01:24:51,570
It's our pleasure.

965
01:24:51,570 --> 01:24:54,000
Yes, indeed, Hermann.

966
01:24:54,350 --> 01:24:58,600
Dear colleagues, let me introduce you to
Lieutenant General von Klantz from the SS

967
01:24:58,600 --> 01:25:01,470
and Mr. Strasser, the Führer's art expert.

968
01:25:01,470 --> 01:25:05,450
Dear Lieutenant General, dear Professor,

969
01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:10,000
Our editorship is reporting for duty
if I may say so.

970
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,620
It's a big honor, Gentlemen,

971
01:25:12,720 --> 01:25:16,220
to finally be opening the eyes of the
German people and the rest of the world.

972
01:25:16,220 --> 01:25:21,120
We are fully aware, Lieutenant Colonel…
I mean Lieutenant General.

973
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:26,020
and to be saying
loudly and clearly, that

974
01:25:26,020 --> 01:25:29,170
there was a human heart in
the Führer's chest, as well.

975
01:25:29,170 --> 01:25:31,170
And what a heart!

976
01:25:35,120 --> 01:25:36,700
One, two, one, two.

977
01:25:37,550 --> 01:25:39,800
Ladies and Gentlemen,

978
01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:44,220
tonight we're celebrating with our host,

979
01:25:44,220 --> 01:25:47,600
our dear old friend Hermann,

980
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:51,520
his 30 year anniversary in the business.

981
01:25:51,950 --> 01:25:55,200
How he's achieved all of this
with such bravery,

982
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:57,550
such success,

983
01:25:57,550 --> 01:26:00,420
and never-ending commitment,

984
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:03,720
will now be told by my little song.

985
01:26:13,770 --> 01:26:16,220
That's how I paid for college.

986
01:26:24,870 --> 01:26:31,570
♪ Hermann, you're a man who
walks his path by himself

987
01:26:33,070 --> 01:26:39,800
♪ Hermann, you look ahead,
even if fate says 'no'

988
01:26:40,900 --> 01:26:47,200
♪ Hermann, you've got heart,
you're no stranger to pain

989
01:26:48,670 --> 01:26:54,620
♪ Just a single joke
and you take courage again

990
01:26:57,000 --> 01:27:02,170
♪ You can't be stopped,
you're boldly reaching for the stars

991
01:27:03,050 --> 01:27:08,550
♪ You'll chase happiness near and far

992
01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:14,620
♪ You've got a nose for the big hit

993
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:20,300
♪ Mao Zedong, Lumumba, and Kongo-Müller

994
01:27:20,670 --> 01:27:26,720
♪ Hermann, Hermann Willié,
with acute accent

995
01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:32,570
♪ You're the best nose
aboard this ship

996
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:39,570
♪ Hermann, Hermann Willié,
with acute accent

997
01:27:39,570 --> 01:27:45,420
♪ You're the best nose
aboard this ship

998
01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:52,270
♪ Hermann, Hermann Willié,
with acute accent

999
01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:58,350
♪ You're the best nose
aboard this ship

1000
01:27:58,350 --> 01:28:04,970
♪ Hermann, Hermann Willié,
with acute accent

1001
01:28:04,970 --> 01:28:11,800
♪ You're the best nose
aboard this ship

1002
01:28:39,500 --> 01:28:42,850
You look all messed up.

1003
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:46,050
That's your passion, Hermann.

1004
01:28:46,050 --> 01:28:48,770
Oh, really?

1005
01:28:50,550 --> 01:28:53,620
Can't you at least put makeup on
before you come to breakfast?

1006
01:28:55,300 --> 01:28:56,900
At your age.

1007
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:04,870
You look all wrinkly.

1008
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,700
Orange marmalade. Again!

1009
01:29:22,700 --> 01:29:27,950
You bitch!

1010
01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:45,400
I'm leaving now. Forever.

1011
01:29:47,270 --> 01:29:48,900
Well…

1012
01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:54,920
Don't speak. Whatever you're
about to say is a lie.

1013
01:29:55,870 --> 01:29:58,350
You think you're
on the way up now.

1014
01:29:58,350 --> 01:30:02,100
And there's no more room for
people who knew you before.

1015
01:30:02,100 --> 01:30:04,100
I get it.

1016
01:30:04,820 --> 01:30:08,600
And I get that you want
your triumph all to yourself.

1017
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:12,920
Hope you'll get there.
Hermann. Adieu.

1018
01:30:21,350 --> 01:30:23,320
Adieu.

1019
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:57,250
Into the trash? You're throwing
out my paper?

1020
01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,720
This perfectly terrible
East German paper?

1021
01:32:00,220 --> 01:32:05,720
You throw out this precious
old paper like it was junk!

1022
01:32:08,870 --> 01:32:13,200
Every single night for over a year
now I sit at this goddamn table

1023
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:17,550
in front of these damn journals
until I want to puke.

1024
01:32:17,550 --> 01:32:21,750
57 volumes of Adolf, written by hand,
Biggi, you know what that means?

1025
01:32:22,120 --> 01:32:24,450
I don't know who I am anymore.

1026
01:32:24,450 --> 01:32:26,450
That I believe.

1027
01:32:26,870 --> 01:32:30,900
I know his handwriting better
than my own. I've lost my own.

1028
01:32:31,700 --> 01:32:35,950
I've put in superhuman
efforts, Biggi.

1029
01:32:36,820 --> 01:32:42,170
And I will shortly have created
the world's biggest work of forgery.

1030
01:32:42,750 --> 01:32:44,770
And the two of you?

1031
01:32:44,770 --> 01:32:45,950
We're cleaning up.

1032
01:32:45,950 --> 01:32:47,520
It was about time.

1033
01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,750
You are destroying my
means of production!

1034
01:32:51,350 --> 01:32:53,220
I have very lucrative orders!

1035
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:57,670
Hitler's book on women.

1036
01:32:58,450 --> 01:33:00,150
Hitler's novel on Ludwig II.

1037
01:33:00,150 --> 01:33:03,700
Hitler on Blondie, the German
shepherd through the millenia.

1038
01:33:03,700 --> 01:33:04,700
And my opera, Biggi.

1039
01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:06,700
Opera? You're a composer, too?

1040
01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:09,550
Nonsense, shut up you stupid cow.

1041
01:33:09,550 --> 01:33:11,820
Biggi, I want to write my opera.

1042
01:33:11,820 --> 01:33:14,450
Fritz, get that thought
out of your head.

1043
01:33:14,450 --> 01:33:17,720
Oh, Biggi, what a smash hit
that would be!

1044
01:33:18,870 --> 01:33:23,450
Wayland, the Smith. A comedic opera
by Adolf Knobel, I mean, Hitler.

1045
01:33:23,450 --> 01:33:26,000
Conducted by Leni v. Riefenstahl.

1046
01:33:26,650 --> 01:33:29,300
Conducted by Karajan,
premieres in Bayreuth.

1047
01:33:29,300 --> 01:33:31,300
That would be…

1048
01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:35,620
That would be a cultural
world sensation!

1049
01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:38,900
Biggi, and you and me…

1050
01:33:38,900 --> 01:33:39,870
and me?

1051
01:33:39,870 --> 01:33:45,000
Yes, you too. The three of us
are sitting in the first row.

1052
01:33:45,420 --> 01:33:48,570
You'll be sitting in jail,
not in the first row.

1053
01:34:03,570 --> 01:34:07,150
What do you think,
heads are going to roll,

1054
01:34:07,550 --> 01:34:12,470
when Hitler's secret diaries are
published the whole world will be

1055
01:34:12,470 --> 01:34:14,470
watching very closely.

1056
01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:22,400
It'll cause such a bang that we'll
better take cover far, far away.

1057
01:35:04,300 --> 01:35:07,320
Thank you, thank you.

1058
01:35:24,770 --> 01:35:26,850
Thank you, thank you.

1059
01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:31,000
Ladies and Gentlemen,

1060
01:35:33,000 --> 01:35:37,850
Ladies and Gentlemen,
dear colleagues,

1061
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:40,450
I am happy about the turnout.

1062
01:35:40,770 --> 01:35:44,000
I am opening our press conference

1063
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:52,070
Welcoming journalists from 87 nations
as well as 24 foreign TV stations.

1064
01:35:55,000 --> 01:36:03,850
From this day on, vast parts of
German history need to be rewritten.

1065
01:36:10,070 --> 01:36:14,720
Just between us two, this is
an F, not an A, right?

1066
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:16,570
And he surely wasn't
called Ferdinand.

1067
01:36:16,570 --> 01:36:17,650
Of course not.

1068
01:36:17,650 --> 01:36:19,120
So what does FH stand for?

1069
01:36:19,120 --> 01:36:21,150
Something's rotten, Lieutenant General.

1070
01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:25,150
A forgery, Lieutenant General.

1071
01:36:25,150 --> 01:36:26,850
Didn't you know?

1072
01:36:27,570 --> 01:36:34,400
♪ Do I dream? Am I awake? Do I cry?
Do I laugh? Today I don't know
what I'm doing

1073
01:36:35,750 --> 01:36:42,270
♪ Where I stand and walk
people are smiling at me

1074
01:36:43,270 --> 01:36:50,900
♪ Today fairy tales come true
and I realize

1075
01:36:50,900 --> 01:36:55,020
♪ This will only happen once
and won't come again

1076
01:36:55,020 --> 01:36:58,650
♪ It's too good to be true

1077
01:36:59,300 --> 01:37:02,850
♪ Like a miracle it's shining
down on us

1078
01:37:02,850 --> 01:37:06,650
♪ A golden light from paradise

1079
01:37:06,650 --> 01:37:10,600
♪ This will only happen once
and won't come again

1080
01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:14,270
♪ It might only be a dream

1081
01:37:14,270 --> 01:37:18,070
♪ This only comes around
once in a lifetime

1082
01:37:18,070 --> 01:37:21,870
♪ It might be over tomorrow

1083
01:37:21,870 --> 01:37:25,970
♪ This only comes around
once in a lifetime

1084
01:37:25,970 --> 01:37:29,450
♪ There's only one May each spring

1085
01:37:37,150 --> 01:37:40,550
♪ This will only happen once
and won't come again

1086
01:37:40,550 --> 01:37:44,350
♪ It's too good to be true

1087
01:37:44,870 --> 01:37:48,550
♪ Like a miracle it's shining
down on us

1088
01:37:48,550 --> 01:37:52,350
♪ A golden light from paradise

1089
01:38:46,870 --> 01:38:49,770
Hermann, Hermann…

1090
01:38:55,450 --> 01:38:59,050
Here's the newest expertise
from the Federal Criminal Agency.

1091
01:38:59,050 --> 01:39:03,670
Another one? Great, leave it with the
others and grab a bottle of champagne.

1092
01:39:03,670 --> 01:39:05,700
Hermann!

1093
01:39:12,870 --> 01:39:17,450
The Hitler diaries were certainly
produced after the war.

1094
01:39:19,320 --> 01:39:23,970
The tacking threads and glue used had not
yet been available during the Third Reich.

1095
01:39:25,770 --> 01:39:29,400
With regards to content
it's a superficial product

1096
01:39:29,400 --> 01:39:35,200
of a forger of limited
intellectual capacity.

1097
01:39:43,150 --> 01:39:44,750
Passports, please.

1098
01:39:47,550 --> 01:39:48,750
The Count

1099
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:52,180
The Countess

1100
01:39:55,150 --> 01:39:56,470
Your highness.

1101
01:39:57,320 --> 01:39:58,470
There you go.

1102
01:39:58,920 --> 01:40:00,470
Safe travels.

1103
01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:09,380
Hermann, if you say the words 'big hit'
one more time, I'll punch you in the face.

1104
01:40:13,670 --> 01:40:19,610
Don't you realize? If the diaries
are in Hitler's handwriting…

1105
01:40:19,610 --> 01:40:23,210
and we have three expertises
that prove that…

1106
01:40:24,120 --> 01:40:27,950
but the paper was produced
after the war…

1107
01:40:29,550 --> 01:40:31,500
that can only mean…

1108
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:34,920
that you cheated us out of 9 million DM.

1109
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:39,210
For bad breath and gas.

1110
01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:41,720
Unsavory smut.

1111
01:40:42,350 --> 01:40:43,720
Tasteless.

1112
01:40:43,720 --> 01:40:45,720
Disgusting.

1113
01:40:45,720 --> 01:40:47,720
No, no, no.

1114
01:40:51,670 --> 01:40:54,240
That can only mean that Adolf Führer…

1115
01:40:54,870 --> 01:40:56,920
must have written his diaries…

1116
01:40:57,610 --> 01:40:59,320
after his death.

1117
01:40:59,900 --> 01:41:02,120
And since the dead can't write…

1118
01:41:02,810 --> 01:41:04,580
that can only mean that…

1119
01:41:05,270 --> 01:41:06,580
he lives.

1120
01:41:08,010 --> 01:41:09,780
Who's alive?

1121
01:41:11,210 --> 01:41:12,870
Adolf Hitler.

1122
01:41:14,470 --> 01:41:15,780
He's alive.

1123
01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:23,100
That's the hit of the millennium.

1124
01:41:24,810 --> 01:41:25,610
He…

1125
01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:30,070
He lives…

1126
01:41:30,920 --> 01:41:32,070
Yeah, right.

1127
01:41:37,900 --> 01:41:38,520
Yes, yes.

1128
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:44,580
He lives.

1129
01:41:53,550 --> 01:41:55,500
I'll prove it to you.

1130
01:41:56,920 --> 01:41:58,070
I'll look for him.

1131
01:41:58,920 --> 01:42:00,410
And I'll find him.

1132
01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:03,100
And when I've found him,

1133
01:42:03,610 --> 01:42:05,100
I'll bring him right here,

1134
01:42:05,780 --> 01:42:07,720
to Hamburg.

1135
01:42:12,750 --> 01:42:17,720
Hamburg is Germany's
leading press city.

1136
01:42:22,810 --> 01:42:26,410
You've gotten me into
hot water, Gentlemen.




